codfucked

when being fucked over or, screwed over. usually by someone with the last name codner

I was doing really well in life when will codner snuck up behind me and codfucked me

by ponderouspoon December 23, 2013

confuckered

Configured or constructed in such a way as to lead to disaster. Related to: technologycomputersinternet

The computer never worked because the operating system was confuckered from day one.

by Hanzo06 August 2, 2016

Cowfucker

A person who is a teacher pet, coward , and a fuckboy/girl and who told lies to everybody to make themselves look better

Mike is a real cowfucker : he told the teacher that i cheated in the maths exam

by Nutsnoodle March 29, 2017

cowfucker

A tall thin man boy from the midlands region of Zimbabwe who likes zinjathropuses ,weed ,porn and exhibits gay behaviour most times

Mr Dube if you keep on acting like that you are being a cowfucker

by derickbeltz September 10, 2018

Cornfucker

A term created by yours truly, meaning an individual who experiences sexual attraction (ironically or unironically) to abusive or manipulative characters, specifically Steve Cobs from inanimate insanity.

"honestly I'd smash Steve Cobs"
"You. Filthy. Cornfucker."

by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022

Confuckermation

The state or action of so establishing (or re-establishing) the truth or validity of something suspected or believed to be the case that it is now beyond the shadow of any doubt, so much so that it fucking blows one’s mind and you’d have to be an absolute dumb-fuck not to recognize this confirmed reality. Properly used as an explicit, but affirmative, stand-alone declarative, like “Excelsior!” but can be employed as a fun replacement for the typical word “confirmation.”

Example 1

You: Confuckermation!

Friend: What’s up?!
You: I thought this cutie might be interested in me, though I wasn’t 100% sure. But I decided to do something really different and go out on a limb to text her about my own interest in getting to know her better, on more exclusive terms, and she texted back that she’d like that as well. Heck yeah, baby!!

Example 2

That was confuckermation after I had two, and now three people recommend the exact same book to me on separate occasions.

by Theotocopulos August 25, 2022

Confuckeried

Confused by one’s own fuckery.

I woke up late thinking it was Friday so my day is already confuckeried.

by TheRealestfromtheRez August 15, 2025