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balloon cocoon

Linus really prides himself on his balloon cocoon removal abilities.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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cocoon

sex in a hammock or other cocoon shaped object
last night me and my wife bought a hammock and set it up in the backyard and cocooned.
by billybob12435 April 7, 2010
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Cocoon

When someone is at a party and they pass out, then everyone else ejaculates on them. Then when they wake up in the morning, they have to break out of their cocoon.
We totally cocooned that pledge last night, bro!
by Hellsa House November 1, 2008
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Cocoon

Babarney didid yoyou shshoot ththat cocoon ?
by Babastardo June 21, 2008
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cocooning

This is the period of time that typically lasts anywhere from 35 to 45 minutes, after a person takes their final drag from their marijuana supply. This is a built-in defense mechanism which is triggered by the fact that said person is tripping balls too hard to conduct any sort of productive interaction with any other living organism. Fully isolated shelter is the goal.
Peter: "Hey, yo Mike! Have you been able to get hold of Willie? I sent him 3 texts about 20 minutes ago, about that emergency situation over at the Jinks warehouse."

Mike: "Yeah, he sounded like he was going to puff on the magic dragon with some friends during his lunch today. He's probably in the back of the shop office cocooning right now, no doubt!"
by clubberj March 31, 2021
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Hive Cocooning

The act of Cocooning Multiple people, like an entire family. A Real REAL man can do this easily in one night, but frequent Cocoon only practicers may have difficulty Cocooning an entire family.

This is commonly used as a threat by incapable men or herms.
How to use 'Hive Cocooning':

(Casual insult)Person A: "Hey Austin, I fucked your mother last night."

(Bravo worthy insult!)Person A: "Hey Austin, I Hive Cocooned your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers last night."

Or, as an authentic story:

Person A: "Yeah, I was having an orgy with your Mother, Sisters, Aunts and Grandmothers and my condom broke. I ended up Hive Cocooning all of them..."

Person B: "At least you tried to use a condom.."

Person A: "Expect more relatives on the way.."
by \/olpe May 15, 2010
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Cocooning

A sexual act similar to that of a Bukakke, except the victim is seated on a swiveling office chair, and spun around until he/she is completely wrapped in semen, similar to that of an Orb-Weaver Spider wrapping it’s victim in a cocoon of silk.
“He was unaware that being cocooned was part of the agency’s hiring process. This made him excited.”

“Hey! Grab your beer, grab a friend, and get in on this cocoon.”

“I asked him what helps his skin take on that glowing, dewy appearance.” He replied... “Cocooning.”
by Rescue Dave March 12, 2018
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