Use your coconut

1) Making wise decisions ( informal)

2) Ponder and mull over before reaching a decision

3) The act of reminding someone to think with an educated and sophisticated mind before giving ideas or commencing on something (sarcastic tone)

1) Mark should learn to use his coconut before foolishly making impolite comments regarding Amy's espouse with a meager-earning taxi driver.

2) " Use your coconut, John!",John's boss bellowed at the top of his voice when John naively wrote an economics essay for his marketing project.

by Reno Glavictoz September 4, 2010

Cocoa Nut Wipe

When a man, while sitting on the crapper, attempts to wipe himself after crapping but accidentally swipes his hanging nuts with doo-doo stained toilet paper.

Man, my girlfriend and I were about to do it for the first time last night until she grabbed by balls and suffered the remnants of a cocoa nut wipe.

by King Pip January 21, 2009

Coconut Doughnut

Facial hair that circles the mouth and goes down to the chin. It is used to pleasure a male during oral sex. Also known as a goatee.

Jerry has the sexiest coconut doughnut and knows to use it.

by Lean Gus August 2, 2011

Coconut challenge

A fucking stupid challenge where a girl sits on a penis and tries to draw “coconut” with her hips.

Guy: Hey baby, wanna do the coconut challenge?

Girl: Bitch, hell no.

by Ireallydontlikeu69 July 31, 2019

Coconut Mall

U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED. SHARE THIS WITH UR FRIENDS TO TOTALLY COCONUT MALL THEM. TU TU TUT UTUTU

Person1: Hey look at this video!
Person2: What is this?
Person1: U JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by DEUNNIS February 3, 2021

coconut swirl

when your fucking a girl up the ass in a massage chair and right before you jizz you pull your cock out of the girl and as you vibrate you jizz on her asshole. thus creating a coconut swirl.

i coconut swirled your mom last night

by dick shitting nigger twist July 1, 2009

coconut

Racial term used in Australia and New Zealand to describe someone from the Pacific Islands (mainly Tonga and Samoa). Can sometimes be synonymous with Fob.

Sione is a coconut

by EarlDog November 21, 2018