cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Cockasborg

A smorgasborg of cocks, hense smorgASBORG cockASBORG

Sandy had a cockasborg last night, she had her main plate; jizz.

by irish_patato December 6, 2010

Cockasaurus Recks

Sex move where u hold ur cock in 2 hands and go RAWR really loud and then bite the SHIT out of the person ur fucking

here comes the Cockasaurus Recks Gurrlrlrlrlr
NO NOT AGAIN I NEEDED STITCHES NO FUCK GOD PLEASE I WILL CALL THE POLICE
*munch*

by FukLifeKillUrself October 2, 2022

cockasserie

N. Foolishness; idiotic behavior.

Dammit Jim, will you stop it with that cockasserie? I'm trying to work here!

by danielle April 13, 2007

cockasureus rex

A man so sure of his superior penis size that he believes himself to be king of all he surveys.

You can tell as soon as he walks in the room that G. is a straight up cockasureus rex.

by MissAm November 26, 2006

Cockasian

A white guy who likes to screw asian girls. Think of cock as a verb ... he 'cocks' asians.

He is such a cockasian.

by Vachon Man November 13, 2005

cockvampire

refers to people, dude or bitch, who suck cock the way a vampire sucks blood, like they need it to live.

Chris is a cockvampire.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 February 27, 2004