Movie examples include Spinal Tap, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Specials (starring Rob Lowe, very underrated). One profound example on TV in Britain that nobody has mentioned is "Brass Eye" - a series of 6 documentaries and one special. They are available on DVD and video and are totally worth a look.
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Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?
Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich
Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?
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Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?
Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.
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Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.
Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.
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Common tactics are partial truths, misdirection and skillful editing to provide a message shaped to the film maker's agenda rather than the factual truth.
Common tactics are partial truths, misdirection and skillful editing to provide a message shaped to the film maker's agenda rather than the factual truth.
FAHRENHEIT 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine are considered by many to be Crocumentaries due to Moore's skillful editing to produce a message other than the one held by the people in the film. Editing together multiple speechs, month apart, and then presenting them as a single spech is one example.
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It involves trying to pass off a complete crock of shit as the truth.
Then brazenly calling it a "documentary" when you know goddamn good and well that it's full of shit!!
It involves trying to pass off a complete crock of shit as the truth.
Then brazenly calling it a "documentary" when you know goddamn good and well that it's full of shit!!
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Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
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