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mockumentary

A show or film which parodies a "serious" documentary.
Movie examples include Spinal Tap, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Specials (starring Rob Lowe, very underrated). One profound example on TV in Britain that nobody has mentioned is "Brass Eye" - a series of 6 documentaries and one special. They are available on DVD and video and are totally worth a look.
by Andrew Ferenbach February 5, 2004
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cockmeat sandwhich

As seen in Harold and Kumar: Escape From Guantanamo Bay a cockmeat sandwhich is when terrorists are forced to give the prison guards blowjobs.
Osama: hey uh so what do they got to eat around here?

Inmate: I hope you like cockmeat sandwhich

Osama: Whats that?? Is it kosher?

Prison Guard: Allright boys its time for your cock meat sandwhich. Now get on your knees and open up.
by Kyle C.Anonymous June 2, 2008
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jockumentary

Sports films. Anything from a biography, to highlights, to full length features about sports that aren't the actual event.
Al spent the whole day watching football games. Then he spent the rest of the night watching a jockumentary about Johnny Unitas.
by SJ@24 November 26, 2010
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cockmeat sandwich

a complementary snack usually offered by prison guards to inmates. this sandwich consists of a penis, two slices of brown wholemeal bread, and one leaf of lettuce, kindly prepared by the prison's guards themselves. if your lucky you could find extra mayo in your sandwich.
"ready for your cockmeat sandwich... i hope you like extra mayo!"
by paul the mighty egg layer March 12, 2009
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crocumentary

An alleged documentary believed to be full of lies and propaganda.
Common tactics are partial truths, misdirection and skillful editing to provide a message shaped to the film maker's agenda rather than the factual truth.
FAHRENHEIT 9/11 and Bowling for Columbine are considered by many to be Crocumentaries due to Moore's skillful editing to produce a message other than the one held by the people in the film. Editing together multiple speechs, month apart, and then presenting them as a single spech is one example.
by Film Buff May 31, 2005
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crockumentary

The Michael Moore style of filmmaking.

It involves trying to pass off a complete crock of shit as the truth.
Then brazenly calling it a "documentary" when you know goddamn good and well that it's full of shit!!
Michael Moore is a successful crossbreeding of Janet Reno and a Rhinocerus's butt.
by Dr.Mentary September 27, 2004
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Cockmeat surprise

When a man blindfolds a girl and jerks off till the point of ejaculating then, he tells the girl to remove the blindfold to be unsuspectingly sprayed in the face with his semen
Friend1: Hey what did u get your girlfriend for her birthday?

Friend2: I could think of anything at the last minute so I gave her a cockmeat surprise she enjoyed it more than i did
by Shadow55 July 15, 2009
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