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Cockmonster

A man usually with a beard and crooked teeth who loves to perform felatio on other males. The cock monster is a sub species of homo cock suckus.
Man this guy at a bar just got beat with a high heel.

He probably tried to steal that chicks boyfriend.

Yeah what a cockmonster
by Lifeofriley55 April 22, 2011
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Cockholster

Having sex so much that there is a dick in you more often than anything else. It in there so much that you are really no more than a holster for someones cock.
I hear that she's a real slut, that cockholster.
by Gerald Duval, Compositeur February 5, 2003
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cockmaster general

Like a cockmaster, but on the grandest scale possible.
by Pete October 18, 2004
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cockmaster

Farmer Brown was the biggest cockmaster in the land.
by kwazoo May 17, 2006
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cockfoster

Cockfoster,(cock-fos-ter), verb, a name given to someone being an absolute cock. To be said in a posh english accent.

Actual meaning, noun, a tube station at the end of the blue line in the centre of London, England.
To someone being a cock: "You Sir are a Cockfoster! Meh!"
by Blondebubbles March 22, 2004
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cockmaster

The type of person who cares only for their own needs and wants. One who thinks they will get their way by being a bigger pain in the ass than the next person. Origin: approx. 6-7 yrs in mainstream culture via The "South Park" movie
"That guy just cut in line for the bathroom!" "What a Cockmaster"
by NITERAT April 25, 2005
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Shit-Faced Cockmaster

/N/ One that has a face consisting of solid excretion of the anus, and is the master of all the is and related to the male genitalia.
"I hate you, you stupid shit-faced cockmaster, I think your mother went to school on raising shit-faced cockmasters, that is why you are such a shit-faced cockmaster... thank you."
by Coolio January 16, 2004
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