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crossfade cocktail 

A key move used by savvy drinkers where you have about one quarter of your cocktail left as you approach the bartender for your next, as not to go bone dry. Similar to the DJ crossfade smooth transition from one song to the next by turning the volume down on the first song as it ends and up on the new song as it begins.
Barney: Eric got toasted last night

Pablo: Ya, it was his birthday and he was full on with the crossfade cocktail. Never had an empty. Melissa kept Drew happy to with a stay-cup. It was a great party that resulted in no target vomiting.
crossfade cocktail by the comand'r October 22, 2022
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Jiminy cockthroat

Coined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation fame, the genre known as Jiminy cockthroat is an open world, stealth game with crafting and collectibles. Common examples of this repetitive game type are Ghost of Tsushima, Far Cry 5, The Last of Us, and Assassin's Creed: Odyssey.
"Have you heard about Pragmata?"
"Yeah, it's just gonna be another one of those Jiminy cockthroat games."
Jiminy cockthroat by asmodeusUD October 23, 2020

Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"

Cocktail Party GOP Establishment 

Noun

The elite fat cats and cronies in the Republican Party who smoke cigars in wood-paneled rooms and spend all their time doing whatever it takes to maintain their own personal power. These are the guys in blue blazers and khaki pants who eat cucumber and mayonnaise sandwiches at cocktail parties and sell-out the people who vote for them because once they get to Washington they become obsessed with staying in the media's good graces instead of doing what voters wanted them to do. They are the American aristocracy and the Republican elitist stereotype.
The Cocktail Party GOP Establishment hates the Tea Party with a passion because anything that upsets the status quo and jeopardizes the Cocktail Party's permanent hold on power gives all these guys serious indigestion.

Boca Cocktail 

A glass of ice water with a wedge of lemon. Often ordered with extra lemon, which is used to make lemonade because the patron doesn't want to pay the $2.79. Common among the elderly Jews of Boca Raton, Florida.
"How's the check for your 8 top looking?"
"Pretty crappy, they're older than the Golden Girls and they all ordered Boca cocktails all around."
Boca Cocktail by clitmouse October 20, 2008

Calamari Cocktail 

When a woman gets to fucking around and takes a shot of alcohol out of the man’s foreskin.
“Calamari Cocktails should be a regular service at Hooters - you know, some nice lookin 21 year old bartender pours a shot in your foreskin just for another smoke shot decides to rip a shot off your cock. Sounds fucking sweet!”

#SaveTheForeskin!
Calamari Cocktail by Isl-96 February 9, 2023

Cocktail Laugh 

An annoying fake laugh perpetrated to make one believe they were amused at your comment.
"Dave's attempt at being funny last night was pretty lame, but no where near as lame as Sarah's stupid cocktail laugh."
Cocktail Laugh by RocketScience August 13, 2016