cocksmeagler

an insult, one who smeagles cocks.

man, that guy is such a cocksmeagler.

by Mr.Christopher August 29, 2005

Cockswab

The female version of a douchebag. It has been decided that one cannot refer to a female as a "douchebag", so the opposite and equal term "cockswab" must be used when describing a female with douche-like qualities.

Brittany looks like such a cockswab with her side ponytail and parka!

This ugly muffin-topped cockswab at the bar needs get her fucking ego in check! And HEY! Wasn't she wearing that same parka and side ponytail last time we saw her???

by The Baltimore Diction Society December 17, 2010

cocksleave

n. A product that is used during sexual interaction. Also known as a condom.

Using a cocksleave should be mandatory.

by shizer July 28, 2004

cockswain

One in adoration or in direct subjugation of the cock. Lover and tickler of the cock, the cockswain is subservient to the penis like a young sailor bound to a ship. Or one with the mental toughness to command a vessel. Used specifically in instances of sheer idiocy or submission.

Tybalt- "Drake, you are enthralled by that man's rod, i dare say you are a cockswain."

by Themistocles December 9, 2008

cocksquatter

an informal name for someone who finds pleasure in sitting on cocks

"oh richard is such a cocksquatter, i hear he loves nothing more than squatting on a fat cock!"

by Gaz Pasty November 17, 2006

cocksheath

An insult used to infer a woman is nothing more than a place to house a penis.

Damn, your sister is nothing more than a glorified cocksheath.

by will buck September 16, 2003

cockbreath

When someone'e breath smells of cock, especially after giving a man a blowjob and swallowing his fuckpiss.

"Kylie had cockbreath after giving Avid a blowjob"

by Avid September 11, 2004