cockshiner

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

by davey March 17, 2004

god-damn-fucking-cock-shit

A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.

Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.

by Jadraxx February 21, 2004

Cockspit

The saliva (spit) left around a penis (cock) after being deepthroated

"Lap that cockspit up, Maggie"

"There was so much cockspit, I thought it was an eel"

"Oi, cockspit... fuck off"

by timo_cash September 26, 2008

Cocksmith

A man that possesses great skill in pleasuring a woman with his penis. A fantastic lover. One that can handle his cock. A master in the art of penis control.

Damn, I can't even walk straight, James demolished my vagina, he's a true cocksmith.

by Dayman Fighter ofthe Nightman May 15, 2018

Cocksmith

one who seizes or manipulates the cock with great force and accuracy.

You're such a cocksmith

by CWinget April 10, 2006

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

Cocksmithing

The act of preparing ones cock for an encounter or ritual involving the cock. Once a year the cocksmiths celebrate the month of Cocktober which is considered to be very fruitful when it comes to the smithing of cocks.

“Are you ready for the annual cocksmithing celebration?”

“Oh you mean the order of the cocks. Yes I am. I hope i’m awarded with the cocksmithers valiant award.”

“You’re a shoe in. You smith cocks really well.”

by gudy robert January 5, 2019