cockstorm

a. A complete and total fuckup.
b. Weirdboyscott

Quit being such a cockstorm, Scott! English isn't even Justin's first language!

by Moggie January 7, 2003

Cocksword

A rigormortis rooster used to fight another person or animal.

My brother and I were slapping cockswords last night. Boy am I tired.

At school today I brought in my cocksword and hit the substitute teacher with it. She sent me to the principals office. I hit the principal too.

by Toddenhiemer February 4, 2010

Cockforce

The rating of which your cock's strength in terms of penetration and wall smashing is given.
Ratings go from 1 to 10, 1 being the weakest, 10 the strongest.

Jack: What's your Cockforce?
Matt Barnett: Mine's a 7. Smashed down a wall and fucked my girlfriend with this badboy just yesterday.
Jack: Steve says his Cockforce is 9.8, lying fuck.

by PCG12 August 25, 2009

cockstorm

1. The act of inserting an object into the male urethra (which is, in most cases, much larger than the natural size of the urethra) and pumping this object in and out of the male body until orgasm is achieved.

2. Gauging the size of the male urethra in order to accommodate objects that would otherwise be unable to fit.

I was cockstorming the other night and was able to fit a prosthetic arm into my dong.

by globalinsanity July 21, 2008

cocksworth

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.

"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."

by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009

Cockfondler

Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain

The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.

by JackalopeKN October 1, 2019

cockfordollie

When something fits just right and you scream “cockfordollie”

Me and my friend where building a shed and the last piece of wood fit just right “that’s a cockfordollie”

by Ericbutler07 July 8, 2022