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cockjobbery 

Noun: the act of saying something extremely silly. Taken from the term cock job.

Also can be said as knobjockery.
Ronald IV of Uddington: "Harold, will you stop your incessant cockjobbery and listen to me"
cockjobbery by Nickhasl55 May 20, 2008
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Cockabaloo

millie was a cockabaloo today
Cockabaloo by --Lulu-- April 24, 2009

Cockjawasaurus 

Anyone named Heath is automatically a cockjawasaurus. They're big, guitar-playing idiots and they like to get cunt-lashed.
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll are all part of a staple diet for the cockjawasaurus.
Heath, you're such a cockjawasaurus
Cockjawasaurus by aaron October 1, 2003
(a) describing an annoying, backstabbing, shit-talking, egotistical, self-centered loser who will never turn pro in his or her favorite sport.
1. That cockjob showed up to baseball practice an hour early, even the coaches weren't there!

2. God he's such a cockjob, I never want to hang out with him again.
cockjob by Mark Lenington March 17, 2004

Cockabugs 

Ahhh! I got cockabugs on my socks.
Cockabugs by K2klassy October 16, 2021

Cockabilly 

A Rockabilly prick, the state one enters when they become too Rockabilly for their own good and become stuck up.
Can be recognised from their tattoos, quiffs, creepers and wanky attitudes towards non Rockabilly's
Your Friend: "Have you seen mike lately?
You:"Nah, he's way too cockabilly these days, totally ignores me"
Your friend: Why don't you try striking up a conversation with your hair in a quiff?
Cockabilly by meow92 November 13, 2011