to be unaware of the fact that your the third wheel, or to constatly be keeping a couple from going into "cake mode"
to purposally keep a couple from caking or two people from flirting
to purposally keep a couple from caking or two people from flirting
girl 1: hey, look at dave & kirston..
girl 2: haha, their tryig to be alone!
girl 1: too bad tyler isn't letting that happen, he's cock blocking!!
girl 2: yeah! i mean, obviously they came here to cake, not so they could listen to tyler talk about his "issues" ?! haha
girl 2: haha, their tryig to be alone!
girl 1: too bad tyler isn't letting that happen, he's cock blocking!!
girl 2: yeah! i mean, obviously they came here to cake, not so they could listen to tyler talk about his "issues" ?! haha
by &roni;hollaaa May 4, 2009
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by Trey Smart January 4, 2008
Get the cock-blocking mug.a squitchy little horrible freshman kid that comes up to you while you're making out with your girlfriend and says, "NO PDA!" because he is sexually frustrated and thinks he's being clever. this is especially frustrating when you're trying to cop a feel.
cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.
cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
cock-blocking freshman fucks often congregate in groups. these obnoxious and useless creatures are often found in ideal makeout locales such as stairwells, smoking patios, and dark abandoned corners, but only after you've started making out do they choose to reveal themselves.
cock-blocking freshman fucks should be forced to wear muzzles.
tease: "oh, no...i shouldn't..."
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"
horny jackass: "come on, baby, just one feel."
tease: "...oh, fine."
cock-blocking freshman fuck: *leaps out from behind garbage can* "NO MAKING OUT IN SCHOOL!"
horny jackass: "you little cock-blocking freshman fuck!"
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