Also known as the Destroy Destroy Destroy Foundation, the GOC are a group of bloodthirsty, impatient people who turned a teleporting chair into evil woodchips
SCP Foundation: You can't just throw a chair into a woodchipper
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
Global Occult Coalition: haha woodchipper go brrr
by Xplayer76 June 06, 2021
The Global Occult Coalition (GOC) is a very hated GOI due to them having a disease called "GOC aim". It is currently incurable and causes you to have the big retard especially when a GOC member is in combat. GOC has done some weird shit like throw a sentient chair in a wood chipper or something.
"I swear my aim has been getting worse, I think I'm spending too much time around the Global Occult Coalition."
by Help I have lost my pp November 01, 2019
by Abc forever June 26, 2011
an activist group made up of those we know and don't love enough, so they have to form their own little society to feel any sense of belonging
"yo man, you should really look into that coalition of fat gay retards."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
"what's that?"
"a group for fat guys who can't read and like men"
"oh yeah, that'd be perfect."
by Imakewordsmmmhmm October 10, 2021
Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
by Hym Iam February 05, 2025