CMFOTP

crazy motha fuckah of the period

She's the CMFOTP!

by BrownSkin9345 February 1, 2009

CMFAO

Cheating my fucking ass off.

My gf is out of town this weekend so i'll be cmfao

by seanrock August 2, 2009

CMFW

Acronym for Cut My Fucking Wrist. Commonly used in phone text, referring to something that is unpleasant or an embarrassing situation.

When I found out my wife was cheating i wanted to CMFW.

by Castproject September 13, 2011

CMFM

Carly Mother Fucking Miles

CMFM is so much cooler than DMFM.

by Yomama530 September 27, 2018

cmforeskin

also known as calland. a TikTok star with over 40k fans. can be very confusing at times. a hockey boi who blowdries his letty and prides himself on his crocs.

do you follow cmforeskin? I’m a part of the #foreskingang

by my fkn bad February 16, 2019

cmfic

Five letter acronym for
Chief MothaFucka In Charge

usually used by hourly people in regards to the high execs of a company

Worker Bee 1: Man, who can I complain to about these insurance increases!>!>!!?!?
Worker Bee 2: Well you can start with the manager, but I doubt it will get back to the CMFIC!
Worker Bee 1: Damn... I'd love to deep six that cracker!

by Leif June 10, 2006

cmfbs

Check My Facebook Status. Used by efficient friends who choose to update all their connections at one time, rather than each separately.

Erick: Where you headed?
Todd: cmfbs
Erick: ... Cool. Meet you there.

by Gadget4tg February 9, 2009