Clushing

When girls get girl boners

Damn, she just is clushing

by imapenis April 2, 2010

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Clushing

cry and blush

"Lauren you look homeless but you look cute homeless" -friends
"omgyouguys I'm gunna start clushing" -me

by Stroongle Stonkskin February 15, 2022

closing the loop

The act of sucking one's own dick.

After hours of diligent stretching I was finally successful in closing the loop, then my mom walked in.

by duhlek January 29, 2009

Closing the Gap

When anyone close to you falls behind in the meaning of personal growth, and continue to be blind to unhealthy habits while you’re growing. You either have to leave them or they or you have to catch up to the peer.

Damn, jacks different since I got this money, he needs to be closing the gap if he wants to be friends like we were.

by I’mEatenCereal September 24, 2020

the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Closing the Curtains

Closing the curtains is an action.

When you 'Close the Curtains' you are actually preparing to masturbate. You close the curtains to allow peace of mind that no one is looking at you pleasuring yourself with eyes closed in lust.

Masturbation Lust Curtains

*Someone comes in the door*

"Kim, why are the curtains closed on such a nice day?"
"Umm, I was closing the curtains to test their effectiveness"
"Okay Kim, okay"

by Carrotman1 November 20, 2014