clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014

Clumsy noname

The embodiment of Jesus Christ, he can make content so good only rivalled by Ltn and also he follows the great dylmixOnYT so I am definitely not biased

Luke Thenotable: has clumsy noname uploaded the 100 drops?

Tors: yeah

Luke: *runs to computer

by DylmixOnYT November 22, 2020

Deft and Clumsy

The act or state of being both dextrous and bumbling at the same time, or in close succession; performing a blunder, immediately followed by an impressive act of agility.

His glasses flew from his hand as he wildly gesticulated his point, yet he managed to swoop down and catch them before they hit the ground.

"Deft and clumsy at the same time" remarked his colleague, smirking.

by E_XIII December 5, 2012

Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something

"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"

by Christian Howes February 3, 2009

clumzy

the same as the word clumsy
used by a Canadian girl who thinks it's way better than the original word "clumsy"

Mandy is messing up in her work. she is so clumzy.

by The Artificial Mind December 17, 2008

Clumsy

Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.

You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.

by nucrash February 24, 2011

pumpy clumpy

-The entanglement of public hair between two or more people during sex with the intermixing of fluids into the fibrous, visceral, web.

-'Rat King' of Pubic Hair between two partners.

"How was your night Bob?"
"Let's just say the Old lady and I don't like razor bumps. Unfortunate for us, we got into the ol' pumpy clumpy."

by Harry McVein April 7, 2011