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rebel without a clue

1) n. a person who claims to be rebelling against the status quo, but actually conforms to it; Hot Topic shoppers who think they're different, Avril fans who think they're punk, Clear Channel listeners who describe their taste in music as "edgy" or "alternative".

2) n. a person whose actions belie their oft-stated, self-righteous beliefs; anti-fur vegetarians who wear leather shoes, tree-huggers who drive hummers, abstinence-only fundies who have to get married because they're pregnant.
Check out that rebel without a clue, he forgot to remove the Hot Topic tag from his pre-distressed punk jacket.
by miss_mae September 12, 2003
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clue hug

A hug given to a detective as a reward for finding a clue. Typically an awkward gesture, usually given by a psychotic fan. Clue hugs are not to be given when the detective is summing up the crime.
(After finding a clue, Marci approaches Monk with her arms open.)
Monk: What are you doing?
Marci: Clue hug!
by jrg2222 March 10, 2008
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clue goo

(n.) The product of having a raging clue.
"I almost shot clue goo all over Joe."
by King ReMO October 12, 2006
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Clurds

Everyone on the planet agrees this is probably the worst video made on YouTube that still exists today.
I watched clurds and I now have constant thoughts of a mass shooting.
by trollface moment March 8, 2022
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DJ Clue

Someone who always fucks up a song that you just downloaded off the internet. Says annoying things in the background of a song.
Yeah! This songs the shit! Desert Storm!
by Ricksta February 27, 2004
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Clue Master

Someone who is utterly without a clue, usually funny because they think they know whats going on.
The boss doesn't 'get' that all the dilbert cartoons put up on the office walls are making fun of HIM, what a Clue Master !
by Nodamnbody September 12, 2009
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Captain Clueless

Totally unaware of his/her surroundings and their impact on others. Little more than a bobble head for a brain. Constantly working on things of that nature , ba ba ba, this and that.
When Captain Clueless is asked what time it is, they explain it is sometime but will not commit to what time because that would make them accountable for the time, so they defer the actual time to someone else, all the way agreeing yes, it is sometime and things of that nature.
by Sugar Smacks January 29, 2009
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