cluckfest

(noun) Any gathering of two or more women who begin to talk loudly and nonsensically over one another about useless things, much the same as a group of chickens clucks wildly and noisily, without exchanging any actual knowledge or really accomplishing anything at all.

Mark: "Hey, you hearin' this noise in the next room? What the fuck are all those broads yelling about?"

Steve: "Engagement rings or some shit. Total fuckin' cluckfest in there."

by Decguy1 December 30, 2011

cuckshed

A Cuckshed is a just a normal Shed, I swear. Just get in the Cuckshed. It's

Just used for Bussiness purposess I swear.

"Carson, just get in the Cuckshed."

"NO, HE ESCAPED THE CUCKSHED!"

by H3yguys June 23, 2019

fuster cluck

Transpositive derivation of cluster fuck, commonly used if a small child, manager, Jehovah's Witness, or HR person is within earshot.

"So the job was a total cluster fu..." Thad stopped himself, eyeing his 3 year old daughter watching him intently, "...fuster cluck."

by Scary Mike June 10, 2004

cluckhead

Used to refer to a crackhead usually used in california

Yo you see the cluckhead over there fiendin.

by Mike August 26, 2003

cuckservative

A name for weak-willed wusses that pretend to be "conservative". They are often found in the Republican party. A cuckservative is a cowardly pussy who sucks up to leftoid equalists for mercy and pisses himself when he gets accused of racism, sexism, or anti-semitism.

Jeb Bush is a cuckservative

by alfa romero August 19, 2015

Five Clicks to Jesus

A Wikipedia game thats fun to play alone, but preferably with friends.
Someone shouts out a random word (whether it's an person/place/object it doesn't matter) and then the person who looks it up now has to follow a link from that page (counts as one click), then a link from that page etc., and they have 5 clicks to get from the original page to the Jesus Christ page.

I was playing the five clicks to Jesus game and it worked with everything! dildo, marijuana- they all lead to Jesus!

by Viper13 November 14, 2007

cluck

a drug addict who doesn't possess the monetary means to support their habit. A "cluck" will often try to scrounge drugs, or small amounts of money to buy drugs, from anyone they know. When they engage in this behavior, the resemble chickens that cluck, peck, and scratch for any morsel of food they can find.

That sorry-ass cluck tried to borrow the change out of the ashtray in my car so he can get high.

by merikafuckyea April 30, 2015