A Closed Mouth Doesn't Get Fed

A saying popular among adults, which means if you do not open your mouth you will not get what it is you want.

Jane was too quiet at the birthday party, and when everyone got their food, she was last to get hers.

Mother came to Jane and said 'Why aren't you eating?'

Jane responded 'I do want to eat...'

Mother concluded, "A closed mouth doesn't get fed. Next time open your mouth."

by NIS April 26, 2013

Closed Door Policy

1 Slang in a corporate environment where feedback and open communication from cubicle monkeys is strongly discouraged. Opposite of Open Door Policy.

2 Sarcastic term used to mock an organization's Open Door Policy double speak, when their Open Door Policy is just meaningless tripe and lip service.

I thought of a great way to save the company some money, but our manager's Closed Door Policy ensures that will never happen... she thinks ideas from the cubicle farm are a waste of her precious time. I feel like such a tool.

by Security Wonk August 13, 2008

Closed Circuit

When a consenting adult human with a penis double fists anally and vaginally a consenting adult human with a vagina while the fistee blows the fister. i.e 69ing but with consensual double fisting ;)

Trenton: Did you hear that Tammy and I completed a closed circuit last night?

Jake: Really?? You got both fists in there? Wow man I’m impressed.

Trenton: It took a lot of prep but it was worth it at the end, all out of lube though…

by sea creature of the mist July 2, 2021

Clouded

To be under the influence of marijuana, high, smoked out, ripped, blazed, etc

Pass the blunt I'm trying to get clouded!

by clouded_DC July 20, 2014

closed for repairs

The time during which a girl/guy is getting over some kind of sexual illness/injury and can't or won't have sex.

Julie's yeast infection was horrific. She was closed for repairs for so long, her boyfriend demanded a slurpee!

by ltlredvxn June 7, 2005

closed balls

when a man decides to cover or "close" his balls for hiding or
sheltering purposes. Making his balls look derformed and somewhat castrated.

My friend Paul has continual closed balls, stoping him from doing daily activities such as playing soccer.

by Mr.Herbert May 21, 2006

closed on sunday

the action of fondling a man's dick while he has pants on (for best results, get consent).

i just gave my pookie bear a closed on sunday

by kolibeilfuss August 14, 2022