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Claudia

Claudia is all things to all people and a her greatest mission is to be a blessing and make a difference in any which way she can. An independant and free spirit she causes a whirlwind of chaos where ever she goes. Don't blink cos she will be gone in a flash. Here today, gone tomorrow. Freedom's just another word for nothing left to loose. Allergic to negativity and drawn to positivity. She is her happiest and one with the world she is dancing. Music is life and God is a dj. She is sensitive and craves honesty. She fears nothing but fear itself. Claudia holds loyalty above all else. She has your back to infinity and beyond beyond. A smile costs nothing and with love anything is possible. Peace, love, unity, respect. Thank you for having me. Let's party!
You say jump i say how high. No rules. Lekker to be lekker when your lekker. Talk the talk. Walk the walk. Thank you for listening. Now you see me now you dont. Sleep when your dead. If its too loud, too fast your too old. Only when you are left with nothing are you thankful for everything. As you were. What's not to like? With Claudia on your side the world is a groovy place.
by sunshineC September 12, 2012
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St. Cloud Supersoaker

The celebratory act of forcefully pissing into the face of a person who has just brought the pisser to orgasm through fellatio. To acknowledge the humanity of the fellator/fellatrix and to wash away the sins of the flesh, the pisser pours light beer over the head of the fellator/fellatrix while maintaining a steady stream of piss. Following the scripture of John 3:5, when this act is performed by two congregants of the St. Cloud Diocese, it is regarded as an acceptable substitute for Holy Communion.
"Man, Chipotle Girl just gave me the best blowie back by the dumpster. It was so good, I gave her the St. Cloud Supersoaker. She can definitely skip church on Sunday."
by Father John Kaczmarek May 8, 2021
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on cloud nine

Fig. very happy.
When I got my promotion, I was on cloud nine. When the check came, I was on cloud nine for days.
by Dcvr December 4, 2013
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cloud hair

The shape and color of an elderly persons hair closely resembling a cloud.
The old (codger) cut off the top of his hat so that he could free up and proudly display his cloud hair.
by Thirston Howell January 10, 2015
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cloud hangouts

I was banned immediately from cloud hangouts for no reason
by Øk January 4, 2021
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Shame Cloud

The helpless feeling one has when they wake up in the morning and realize they had no control over their drunken actions the night before, which may last for days. Is a mixture of anxiety, concerning the unspeakable things one may have done; and self-loathing, due to one's lack of ability to exercise discipline. The old adage, "time heals all" applies - except in the case of legal trouble or sexually transmitted disease.
Me: Dude I can't believe I blacked out and called that perfectly nice girl a whore for no reason...my shame cloud has been going strong all week

Nick: shame cloud is still following me after I pissed in the corner of your living room last week
by SorryBoutIt November 13, 2012
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Cloud Computing

Utilizing the resonance of water molecules in clouds when disturbed by wireless signals to transmit data around the globe from cloud to cloud.
I use cloud computing so I don't have to worry about viruses, I only have to worry about birds flying through my cloud.
by xelanil March 21, 2011
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