Convo-Closer

A person who closes their instant-messenger windows the instant they respond to them.

This could be due to an abundance of windows in the task bar, or the person is just full of themselves.

Person 1: "The combination to the bank's master safe is 45-30-13"
Person 2: "Yeah, ok..."
*short amount of time passes*
Person 1: "OH MAN! I just deleted all of my codes!! What was the combination to the master safe!?!"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm a Convo-Closer"

by BMos March 6, 2008

getting closer

when two people know little about each other so try to bridge that gap by getting to know more about one another

tom and simone we’re getting closer but not speaking

by Jeremy Corbyn December 2, 2019

Cannoli Closer

A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to express dissatisfaction.

My date with Jen was so boring that I pulled a Cannoli closer.

by J.Chang August 4, 2011

closter

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace

that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter

by rachel April 7, 2005

closer

Someone who ends all group chats or social events when they show up because nobody likes them. They "close" the social event.

Dude, watch out for the closer, we cant have her at our party.

by Eddy S. October 31, 2007

mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.

That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie

by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

This is actually a quote that I came up with. My friend said that all quotes are positive and inspiring. I proved him wrong 🤣. I put it again if you couldn't see it.

Every second you live, is a second closer to death. So live every second doing something you love.

by Guys are better than girls March 23, 2021