Definitions by J.Chang

Cannoli Closer 

A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to express dissatisfaction.

My date with Jen was so boring that I pulled a Cannoli closer.

Cannoli Closer by J.Chang August 4, 2011