by Shizz Matic August 19, 2006
Get the SHIT CLOMPERS mug.Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.
Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Verb. To perform a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.
Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?
Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!
Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?
Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!
by choompu October 20, 2008
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Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.
Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.
Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.
Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.
Jealous john: Dude. . .
Jealous john: Dude. . .
by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008
Get the choompunik mug.(Ex.) Man, did you see Kobe score 40 pts. last night. He had them cloops.
(Ex.)
Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.
Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.
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Lebron: Man, I am going to ball you up at the park today.
Kobe: Common Lebron, everybody knows you ain't got them cloops.
by losthustla07 October 4, 2012
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Get the Coomp mug.A word that can be used as a adjective, verb or noun, It can replace anyword you like and can have whatever meaning you want. It has a past present and future terms. Choompa is pure. Choompa is life.
Noun: Bob: Damn bruh are we going to that choompy place again? Bobby: Yup
Adjective: What the hell man stop being such a choompa
Verb: Do you want to be choomped man... do you? I knew you didnt
Adjective: What the hell man stop being such a choompa
Verb: Do you want to be choomped man... do you? I knew you didnt
by Choompa Lover 912 September 25, 2017
Get the Choompa mug.Shibbering is violently shaking, shivering. Cloombing is grabbing everything and hauling yourself up onto the top bunk because you left food in the cabin at 4-H fall camp and not sure if there's a raccoon under your bed eating that mcdonalds you and your friend got
Me: Did you see me cloomb and shibber last night?
Jessica: Yeah, I'm so glad i got the top bunk next to you. If i was underneath you, i would of gotten bit and got rabies!
Jessica: Yeah, I'm so glad i got the top bunk next to you. If i was underneath you, i would of gotten bit and got rabies!
by ichybichy September 19, 2018
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