Skip to main content

roof top chonging

Climbing on top of a roof and having a quick vape
Just went for a bit of roof top chonging with the lads
by Ketboy 3000 December 17, 2019
mugGet the roof top chonging mug.

clinging

a sexual act whereby one places cling film over their partners face and proceeds to defacate prefusely onto the cling film; with all sensations maintained e.g. warmth, texture, weight, visability etc without any of the unsightly aftermath. This is useful to those unexperienced in brown love but acts as a handy tool in their sexual games.
" steven, you know that sexual technique you suggested last tuesday, what was it called again "
" i believe it was clinging wendy, all the sensations of brown love minus the mess! "
" well....are you busy now "
" they don't call me steven the clinging bastard nothing sweet cheeks "
by suckmyfingers69 January 31, 2009
mugGet the clinging mug.

cronging

bro 1- that shit is so fucking cronge, brother!
bro 2- wait, what the fuck is cronge, brethren?
bro 1- bro it’s like cringe but instead it’s cronge. like i’m fuckin cronging, man!
by yeeyeeswaggee August 20, 2018
mugGet the cronging mug.

clinging poo

It's simply this. It is shit that does not come off your butt hole. You know how sometimes there is that little piece of shit that just wont come off well now there is a name for it. You have to just wiggle your ass a little to get it off or simply grap a piece of toilet paper and grab the poo and put it in the toilet (2 squares for best results.) If it does not come off then call a doctor ASAP.
Little tiny piece of shit like lets say the size of a golf ball that doesnt come off.
by Ryan Moynihan May 20, 2005
mugGet the clinging poo mug.

Chonging

W00t, this aint defined?
Well that is what i am here to do.

Chonging means big, can also be related to when a spliff is smoked fast.
Thats fucking CHONGIN mate.

Stop chonging that weed so fast.
by Chris Piner April 9, 2005
mugGet the Chonging mug.

Clogging Up My Newsfeed

when your on facebook and almost all the newsfeed updates are from one person posting too much things or updating too much photos or what have you.

(this phrase is not limited to facebook, can be used wherever newsfeeds are being overrun by dumb shit being posted)
1: "uh this dumb bitch keeps posting random ass videos & crap idc about, totally clogging up my newsfeed & not letting me see other updates"
2: "why dont you just block all her posts"
1: "nah, what if one day she says something 'useful' to me"
2: "doubt it.. no one on facebook says anything useful"
by IseBox December 29, 2010
mugGet the Clogging Up My Newsfeed mug.

A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Phil: Wow, I just had a triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness.

Dave: So you stopped by McDonald's this morning?

Phil: You know it!
by bloodi x wolf December 16, 2010
mugGet the A triple well-done cinderblock of artery clogging goodness. mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email