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Clitsquiggle

A squiggly Clit. Or an insult.
You're such a Clitsquiggle!
by Clitsquiggle November 5, 2012
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clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.
Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.
by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003
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Clois

Beautiful, funny, super caring, protective, Always seen smiling, Will make your day with her beautiful smile, she loves dogs , Never hurt her , her heart won't take anymore pain, has the cutest, sweetest, craziest laugh , You will always love her more than any girl, You will never forget the fun memories you had with her, She always forgives, She gets jelly easily, but you don't care , you know she only cares about you, You will end up hurting her and breaking her heart so many times, but she will always forgive, she is terrified by spiders, She is always pushing you to do your best and to be determined , She will motivate you to do your best in everything . She is the girl of your dreams, You will want her forever and ever, never loose sight in what you have with her, because you can lose it to stupid choices you make......
Clois will always be the special girl , you will want with you in your life, by your side forever
by Cloey_Clois March 31, 2015
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Cloutsplenda

A legend who goes in raw and doesn’t pull out. Ripped as fuck and has a huge bbc. Gets all the babes and often will enjoy a nice thot or two for dinner. Clout levels are over 69000.
Babe:Damn cloutsplenda is ripped
Other Babe: yea we smashed and I haven’t had my period in 2 months
by Metamofo February 22, 2018
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Thot clots

A female's period/menstruation. That time of the month for a thot.
Gurllll I can't sleep with Conrad tonight because I'm on my thot clots.
by A~lion~s June 2, 2018
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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cloitch

Phase used in EVE ONLINE, started by Elisium Dammar, and used by T3h Kr0m minions as an expression used to exclaim an idiot, or a stupid act. (see also Cunt)
Magorath you have foolishly enaged in aggression whilst in sight of the sentry guns.

Trev sells a BPO as a BPC.

Tamora kills the person that hired us as merc to bash some miners.
by Tamoria March 27, 2005
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