Pussy Clogger

Everybody is familiar with the term "cock blocker" - a person that prevents a man from fullfilling his sexual desires with a woman.

A "pussy clogger" is a person that prevents a woman from fullfilling her sexual desires with a man.

A pussy clogger is usually found at social events such as bars or fraternity parties that are frequented by young coeds. The pussy can be clogged through a variety of mechanisms. Most famously, the "I`m tired, let`s go home" girl. Or even worse, the "Let`s go eat pizza and puke it up" girl. Or the "I drank too much vodka, please hold my pony tail back as I vomit" girl. Or the horrible, "I`m going to sit in the corner and watch you with a snide, critical eye that really masks my burning jealously and makes you feel self consious" girl.

by BT aka Tweekmaster 2000 August 15, 2006

niggernogger asshole clogger

A black filipino dwarf agressively ramming random objects into ones anus or anal cavity

Wow man i ordered a niggernogger asshole clogger and i can still feel the gerbal from tuesday squirming around up there

by nnac May 30, 2017

Indonesian ass clogger

When a woman has diarrhea, and you try to stop the flow with your penis.

I did the Indonesian ass clogger on my girlfriend last night.

This was thought up by my friend Benson.

by MHO April 13, 2013

clogged meat musket

When there's a little bit of something stuck in your penis so when you cum it feels like a testicle just exploded.

Person 1: Hey man wanna go to the movies?

Person 2: Can't sorry I had a clogged meat musket yesterday now I don't wanna move.

by Tahm kench master July 18, 2016

clogglet

A big clog in a toilet. Originated in the Midwest.

Dude there’s a giant clogglet in your toilet

by Hshnsbb September 30, 2017

Cali Clogger

What you call someone traveling from California to another state and leaves a massive shit in the toilet in your hotel that you can’t flush no matter how hard you try.

Dude you should’ve seen what I left in the toilet in NY... let’s just say they’ll never forget the Cali Clogger!

by Pseudofritz September 22, 2020

Cogget

An unpredictable human that is cross-bread between a cockroach and a maggot, whose mission in life is to spread filth and lies.

Only a cogget would say such things.
She is such a cogget.

by Uncle Cunty May 13, 2018