The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

Clockstop

To want to "clockstop" someone, is to want to slow down time, like in the movie Clockstoppers, and violate them sexually.

Oh my god, look at that guy! He's so hot! I totally wish I could clockstop him!

by Izsargreg February 11, 2010

clicksterbation

The act of monotonous clicking within an application or web page that appears to serve no purpose but to delay one from getting to the end result.

The development team needs to rethink their latest application as there is far too much clicksterbation for my appetite.

by Matthew Beason August 19, 2008

Cockstar

Popularised from the “ZEN AND DEAN” podcast:

An individual who acts/cares about what others think about themselves, which prohibits them from reaching their full potential of being on a rockstar level of confidence and ambition in life.

AKA: DON’T BE A CHICKEN!
Cockstar = Chicken

Dean: ZEN! Be a Rockstar, not a Cockstar!

by Zen and Dean January 16, 2023

closter

anything dealing with asian people/things

holy shit morning glory is so frkn closter

by behindyou_45 March 6, 2005

Closter

A faceless town in northeast New Jersey where I grew up. Closter is like a small rock orbiting New York City, like all the other bland suburban towns in the metropolitan area. Despite its veneer of affluence, Closter was home in the 1960s to some of the most vicious miscreant children in history. Hopefully by now they're all dead or in jail.

Closter is like a small hard bowel movement.

by tumorocity April 10, 2008

Cockster

A Porsche Cayman auto, which looks like a Boxster and should run like a Carrera, but is really neither.

Bob traded his Cockster for a Maserati, a good move for him.

by 158mph July 7, 2018