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Cock Block Party

The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.
Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.
by Bestevaa October 27, 2010
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Cock Block Party

The act of having 4 or more poeple cock blocking someone who is trying to score on a chic.
Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.
by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010
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cock block combo

A chain of 3 or more consecutive cock blocks. Also known as a CBC.
1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.

2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.
by vee October 11, 2010
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Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
by Jessica January 17, 2005
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Cock Block Tortoise

When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
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mom cock block

When your mom catches you bringing a girl into her house and prevents you from banging her.
"Dude, I got mom cock blocked. I was just about to bang that chick but then my mom came in and made the slut go home."
by wiseguy009 November 16, 2009
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Coffee Cock Block

a person that stands directly in the middle of the sugar, milk, straw and napkin dispensers so that no one else can get near them.
Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.
by jbnewengland June 15, 2010
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