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clappy humor

A style of humor in which actual humor content is irrelevant. Instead, the comedian makes cutting, witty remarks about a person, idea or movement to which both he and his audience are largely opposed, and the audience does not actually laugh, but instead applauds his wit. Clappy humor is only there to make a political point and to be clapped at; it is not supposed to be "funny" or joke-based, as mere jokes and laughter would be considered frivolous by both comedian and audience.
The Daily Show used to be hilarious, but then they got started with all the clappy humor, and it just hasn't been the same.
by Michael Andreyakovich November 23, 2007
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It’s clipped

It’s clipped means that the situation being described is completely hopeless. it’s done, over, clipped.
“you still talking to Nick?”
“nahhh, he cheated. it’s clipped
by nocloutgains January 6, 2018
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Clipped

Bruh, did you hear what happened to Mike, its clipped for him
by Denbklyn March 15, 2018
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chippy gaff

A filthy household which is fuelled by drink, drugs and deep house music.
"You coming back to Jacks chippy gaff after parklife?"

"Yeah mate, can't wait for some balloons and Jamie Jones".
by Chippy_Guy April 22, 2016
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Crippy

High quality grade Marijuana, usually from Florida. Typically has a lot of red hairs, high crystal concentration, and a pungent smell. The term itself encompasses a wide variety of buds, but it's usually grown in Orlando, and gets around to basically everywhere in Florida, from Jacksonville, to Tampa, to Ft. Myers and Miami. The term actually originated because even a little bit of this stuff will leave you couchlocked for hours.
"I got two pounds of Crippy Weed, and I'm rolling through Saint Cloud" - The Supervillains

"We had 2 grams of crippy weed last night, I don't remember what we did, but I know we didn't move off that damn couch till about 3 in the morning"
by O Train January 8, 2008
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nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007
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clippin

you got nic???
you clippin?
yeah i got nic
*passes nic stick*
by LmW- March 22, 2021
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