lisa cimorelli

First off, Lisa loves microwaves. She is really beautiful and very talented. She is shy at first but once you get to know her she is really outgoing and quite strange. She will never fail to make you laugh or brighten up your mood.

"Who is the funniest person you know?"
'Lisa Cimorelli, of course!!'

by The1Microwave June 13, 2014

Tree climber

A person who does precision guess work based on unreliable data solving problems you didn't know you had. Normally very strong for there size and most have a bad temper so best not to mess with unless you are a tree climber
Also see logger and ground worker

Do you like your job?
I am a tree climber!

by Lyle86 January 4, 2017

porch climbing

Adj. Canadian slang term. To be wasted or extremely Drunk, in the state of intoxication after having consumed many alcoholic beverages or other substances.

Jessica: Did you see Dave last night?
Amy: Is it any different from any other night?
Jessica: He's just really into porch climbing, people respect him for that. He drank that fat frat kid under the table last week.
Amy: That was insane! After college, though, that guy's going to need some serious rehab.
Jessica: Won't we all.

by Lauren Lynch July 27, 2008

Climacophilia

Arousal by falling down stairs.

"I have Climacophilia - I am aroused by falling down the stairs."

"Falling down the stairs at work turns me on so much - I do it every day."

by Jani Pewter February 15, 2006

climb it, tarzan

usually said when giving someone the bird.
in short, "fuck off"

teacher: Johnny, you never do your homework and I'm sick of it.
kid: climb it, tarzan!

by generdddals December 17, 2008

climbed a tree

Describes a sophisticated series of foxy dance moves, too wild and peccable for the common hipster and most Italian dance floors. Even a disco fox runs the risk to get kicked out of a club.

Sebastian: "I Was thrown out of a techno club because I climbed a tree."

by Asianman3000 May 2, 2010

clamonia

Vaginal pnemonia or illness on the clam.

You better leave that bitch alone she might put some clamonia on ya.

by Suka may korncob December 4, 2020