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Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.
Billy had just gotten out of the shower, so me and John gave min a cleveland steamer.
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Cleveland Stairmaster 

While walking up a flight of stairs, taking a projectile shit or sharting (fart & shit at the same time) on the person behind you.
Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....
Cleveland Stairmaster by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

Cleveland Steam 

Describes the act of having your girlfriend sit on your face, while you eat her box. When she comes, she shits on your chest.
A Cleveland Steam results in steam actually rising from your chest after the deposit has been made.
Cleveland Steam by Doodsterola January 14, 2012

Cleveland Stamp

When a guy spreads his ass cheeks and stamps a girls forehead with his asshole
The mean bitch at the post office needs to cheer the fuck up. Maybe she needs a Cleveland Stamp and a good fucking.
Cleveland Stamp by ChatNasty January 12, 2009

Cleveland Steamroller 

When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.
There is no example i can give
Cleveland Steamroller by chris April 1, 2004

cleveland steam plate 

The Cleveland Steam Plate is done by placing a clear glass plate on your partners face, then you take a shit on the plate with your partner watching through the plate.
She was really hungry, until I offered her the cleveland steam plate.
cleveland steam plate by Supa Jeff September 25, 2006

The Cleveland Show

A new and upcoming spinoff of family guy's character Cleveland Brown. In this show he gets married to his highschool love Donna. They have two kids, and cleveland's son cleveland jr. who for some reason is really fat instead of being hyperactive. I personally liked the hyperactive cleveland jr. better. This show doesn't look that good, however. It looks dull, and looks just like family guy but with black main characters, and some new neighbors. Also, cleveland was the most boring character on family guy, and making a spinoff with him as a main character doesn't look that great. Family guy was a way better entertaining and more funny show. I hope they don't abandon it just to make this crappy looking spinoff.
The Cleveland Show looks just like that old show The X's that got canceled within a few months.
The Cleveland Show looks like an epic fail waiting to happen.
The Cleveland Show by laughingskull September 6, 2009