Clementing

To borrow large sums of money from young Asian girls and run off without paying back

Person A: Bob just borrowed $2000 from Joe and ran off to Hong Kong!
Person B: What a fucking dick. Bob's clementing Joe there.

by Clementdefinition1 November 2, 2013

Clementine

Clementine is sweet, kind and some people may judge her on how smart she is. She can be shy but once u get to know her she is really funny and silly. She loves art and music. And likes to stick in small groups, but enjoys most people's company. She is very accepting and generous.

Girl 1: thanks Clem I really needed that.

Clementine: no problem. It's not a big deal.

by GGcatlover😊 November 12, 2018

Clement

The best person ever, Clement is kind, loving, caring. He'll show you what it's like to be treated like a princess. If Clement has feelings for you, you'll be treated like his number 1 priority, he'll love you like no other and he'll prove to you that not all guys are the same.

He's wise, Clement will teach you valuable things in life.

Clement is crazy, but the good type of crazy. His madness will only draw people towards him.
When he smiles, it's the most beautiful thing in the universe, it's all people can see.
Clement is humble, he's generous, he's very attractive.

Clement is the cutest being you'll ever see or meet. You're very, very lucky if you meet him, and if you're a part of his life. Clement doesn't fall in love easily, but if he falls in love with you, you're someone really special.

Clement keeps his promises, and never fails to let you down.

He'll make you laugh and smile day and night.

Oh man... I love Clement.

by Girlygirl9 October 17, 2011

cement truck

When your partner (preferable one who has given you blueballs), roommate, or drunken friend is asleep/passed out, you jizz on their eyes then twist their eye lashes in the hot jizzum and let it dry over night. Hopefully when they wake up the next morning, they won't be able to open their eyes and will think they have gone blind while you laugh and laugh.

Noun or verb, either's cool

Man1: Dude I gave my roommate Joshie a cement truck last night when he was passed out.

Man2: You're not a very good friend D-bag

by M3RDLOUNGE June 2, 2008

cement head

A person so dense and stupid that he or she can only be referred to as "cement head".

I told you not to do that. Now you've fucked it up. Uhhhh!......you're a fuckin' cement head.

by Bob "Fuckin'" Martin October 29, 2007

clomentional

A word I made up. It means whatever the hell I want it to mean at the moment I use it.

-Redhermit, 2020

"Hmm, Tony isnt being very clomentional today is he?"

Or

"That car is non-clomentional"

Again, It means whatever I say it means.

by Redhermit October 17, 2020

Clement Dulac

Gay French man. Speaks binary French commonly (oui and quoi only) though he doesn't like to admit it. Beats it to golf magazines and guitar hero youtube videos. Has a tummy. Loves fishing for Marlin off the French Coast. Uses the dark side of the force to turn off cameras. Most common English phrases are "Go Home" "Really?" "You're so gay..." "Good one..." Lazy as hell, but really doesn't care. Thinks he's extremely tall and everyone around him is really short, especially children of German descent that are close to his height. Thinks he runs the place, and all his rules must be followed. Thinks he is the leader of the J Sluts when he isn't a German child is. Thinks he can defy anything and no one can defy him. Mother is an eternal MILF.

Kid: "Oui quoi quoi oui oui oui quoi oui quoi quoi"

Bro1: "Yea whatever..."

Bro2: "I hate when that kid speaks binary French."

Bro1: "Such a Clement Dulac... but his mom's hot"

Bro2: "MILF."

by juiceboxxxxxx December 11, 2010