Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.

guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.

by h22acd December 13, 2010

Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

Cleaning the plate

When your eating pussy or vagina

I was cleaning the plate last night

by Infinent October 29, 2010

Creaning

Spending so much time at the tanning salon that your skin appears orange.

After another session of creaning, he looked like a cross between Tom Arnold and an Oompa Loompa.

by illinoisportsfan April 30, 2009

life changing dick

The dick that wrecks homes and vaginas. The dick that changes lives for the better or worse. They will never forget. It changes them forever.

The ex-wife is still DTF from that LCD life changing dick

by R3d_Rabbit December 20, 2016

Creaning

kicking a player off the team.

See also: Spring Creaning: the annual creaning that takes place in spring to make room for more players.

Once again, Crean's season is over before the NCAA tournament begins. Looks like it is time for spring creaning. Better tell his players to start looking for back up plans in case they get spring creaned.

by IU SPAStastic August 4, 2009

Cleaning the cat

To lick the pussy.

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.

by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014