Claustrophobic

The Fear of Santa Claus......

Squidward:Stop im claustrophobic
Patrick:What does that mean?
Spongebob:It means he has the fear of santa claus
Patrick:hohhohohoho!!
Spongebob:STOP!! YOUR scaring him!!

by blazingrathalos June 1, 2011

foot claustrophobia

when you feet are at a state of feeling trapped because they are covered. they might begin to throb or sweat or stiffen. us salt occurs with tight socks or shoes above the ankle.

oh yeah, my hightops I was wearing yesterday gave me such bad foot claustrophobia

by swagmoney1234 June 24, 2016

stoner clause

every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20

"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"

by Muffn Queen September 11, 2004

claustrophilic

To enjoy the comfort of small spaces.
The opposite of claustrophobic.

I would like to have the smaller room, as I am claustrophilic and would feel cozier.

by mookow007 January 3, 2010

Air Bud Clause

The notion that you can do anything that the rules do not specifically state you canNOT do.

Vilbert: There are no dice in rock, paper, scissors.
Red Mage: I'd like to direct your attention to the Air Bud Clause. There is no rule SPECIFICALLY stating that dice are NOT valid choices. So there.
Vilbert: That's MADNESS.
Red Mage: THAT'S Air Bud.

by A Homo Sapien August 8, 2009

claustral

adj. Capable of inducing claustrophobia.

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Nice apartment dude. Perhaps a bit tiny. I hope your new wife isn't claustral.

No. I think she's Lutheran.

by gnostic1 January 15, 2012

claustra

abbrieve for claustraphobic

This elevator is claustra

by skjuvbsjkdBvksb November 25, 2018