KELLY CLARKSON

Enormous talent and artistry.

Judy, "see that singer over there, she might be able to come close to Kelly Clarkson one day, if she really works on it".

by he'sfake July 22, 2004

Tom Clarkson

Tom Clarkson is a kind and caring (and really fit) teacher. He was never scared to help the pupils and as a result fell off the roof of the school :(. Everyone liked him and he had his eyes on every female member of staff, like whenever someone new came into the staff room he was in their knickers before you could say “hello”. Overall definitely the fittest teacher to walk the halls of Waterloo Road!

Person 1: “Who do you think was fit last night on Waterloo Road?”
Person 2: “Tom Clarkson all day mate”

Person 1: “Guess what, I’ve only gone and slept with that new girl!”
Person 2: “Mate your turning into Tom Clarkson”

by WR fan September 16, 2020

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson is a great singer , winner of the first season of American Idol , and has an amazing voice

Kelly Clarkson is my favorite artist. My favorite song of hers is Breakaway.

by iluvbloom08 November 16, 2004

Jeremy Clarkson

A fully rigged rate A-1 ocean going pillock

I'm sorry james I am a Jeremy Clarkson

by FRRA1OGP April 3, 2021

Kelly Clarkson

Sexiest current popstar. Great singing voice and worthwhile lyrics to go with it.

I don't just like Kelly Clarkson for her body, I just mostly like her for her body.

by Cabin12 August 29, 2005

Kelly Clarkson

An extremity uttered in desperation when a man is having his chest hair waxed.

From The 40-Year-Old Virgin

Andy: having chest hair waxed YOOOOWW! NIPPLE FUCK! KELLY CLARKSON!

by Balfdor January 4, 2007

Kelly Clarkson

The first American Idol winner, and also the only one who actually shows up in music videos and managed to be sucessful. Although, despite her singing ability, she only seems to sing a few rock songs that sound completely unlike the songs she sang on American Idol.

Kelly Clarkson is probably under contract to sing these songs.

by FlareNUKE October 1, 2006