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Capture the bag

Placing your bag in a spot and then running and grabbing other bags at random and bringing it back to your's. if your bag gets taken in the process you have to go after the person who took your's.
Once you have got someones bag back to your's you pick your bag back on and run around in circles shouting out that you are the champion.

If someone takes your bag and hasn't dropped there's that is an act of theft.
capture the bag.

Drop your bag on the ground and go looking for other bags.
by always:)happy November 4, 2011
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Crapture

n. (Eng. crap + rapture): the phenomenon of holding in a bowel movement long enough that the urge temporarily goes away.
"Do you still have to take a dump?"
"Naw, man. Must have been taken away by the crapture."
by CrimsonMeme June 30, 2016
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Captured Agency

An organization controlled by the group it is supposed to regulate.
Person 1: The hens are safe: the Federal Fox Stopping Agency (FFSA) is guarding the entire hen house.
Person 2: Um, the FFSA is a captured agency; everyone in charge there *is* a fox.

Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.

Person 2: Your hens, your choice. I'll put mine somewhere else.
Person 1: Not for long. Thanks to a new federal law, ALL hens must now be guarded by the FFSA only. If you try to put them somewhere else, the FFSA is fully authorized to eat them.

Person 2: There's your proof of a captured agency.
Person 1: Whatever, I trust them so much.
by LaughTrax September 19, 2021
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Cooch Capture

A photo of a woman's vagina generally sent over a text
" Erica just sent me a Cooch Capture while I was showing my parents a video, I'm so screwed. "
by FaggiestFagToEverFag June 23, 2023
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Capture the flag

It's a sexual act when a woman, prior to ganbang, shoves really small flag up her vagina. First man pulling it out with his penis-wins.
"Omg...they played Capture The Flag on me again yesterday!"
by DumbStick April 18, 2018
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Capture The Market

Capture the Market is the first producer of quality video production marketing solutions for the multifamily industry nationwide. CTM is dedicated to effectively communicating the property's message to property's target audience while working with property's ideas, timeline and budget. We accept nothing less than their complete satisfaction.
Capture The Market is consistently delivering innovative video solutions to our clients that maximize their return on investment.
by Videogirl February 4, 2010
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captured

as used on Joe Rogan, when news media or an official agency such as the WHO, FBI or the CIA, is corrupt.
the WHO will not accept Tawaiin as a member.

man, they are completely captured.
by JoshyPoodles September 11, 2021
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