Al-CIAida

Al-Qaida, refering to their liks to the CIA, whom groomed and trained them.

Al-CIAida operatives, such as Muhammad Atta were trained at Pensacola Naval air base in Florida. Even though in an interview with their flight director who said "they couldn't fly, but the government made me give them their flight liscences anyway." There still is a major belief that Al-CIAida flew the planes into the twin towers.

by zach Craft November 24, 2006

syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids

a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.

Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border.
Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu?
Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a.
Alberto: wahtt?
Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.

by Mr.calvin April 21, 2010

Clamdabble

Cunnilingus. Originally coined by christwire.org

Lesbians like to keep their hair short so they can clamdabble without their hair getting in the way

by Areku420 July 13, 2011

clavida

Awakened Melanin Goddess possessing extraordinary wisdom, grace, and beauty. Afrocentric enlightened being. Drawing power from ancestral energy. A diety personified by humility, compassion, fairness, forgiveness, and equality.

Channeling your inner Clavida will bring peace within.

by Clavida December 20, 2016

Claudaddy

1. Someone who is loving,caring, and respectful to her boyfriend.
2. Generous

I love being claudaddy even when I miss you.

by JohnThomas November 11, 2018

CLAIRA!

A CLAIRA IS THE BEST THING EVER! IF YOU FIND A WILD CLAIRA, KNOW THEY'RE COMPETITIVE, FREAKING AMAZING IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! THEY'LL BEAT UP ANYONE WHO IS MEAN TO YOU AND LITERALLY WILL BE SOO KIND AND AMAZING TO YOU AND GIVE YOU THE BEST ADVICE EVER! CLAIRAS ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!

You: Hey a wild Claira!
Claira: HELLO ARE YOU SAD I WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY AND WATCH OLD 90'S MOVIES WITH YOU UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO I HAVE A WHOLE CUTE FROG ALBUM OF PHOTOS TO MAKE YOU HAPPY

by 5sospackets March 18, 2021

Dirty Claira

A dirty Claira is when two or more people are having sex whilst looking deeply into a BTS poster the whole time.

Person A: So what did you two get up to last night?
Person B: Cheyenne and I wanted to try something new so we did the Dirty Claira all night.

by kaixvenus April 8, 2020