blowing clams

Performing very badly on a musical instrument. Hitting blatantly errant notes, most popularly on brass or woodwind instruments.

When Chet Baker was straight he could play like Gabriel himself, but when he was strung out on junk he was mostly blowing clams out on stage.

by Jubilee Dunbar February 19, 2010

claas

a cool dude usually with monster balls

that dude is claas
these balls are claas

by ron_burgundy February 12, 2008

Slamming Clams

The act of two females rubbing their vagina's together for mutual stimulation.

Look at these lesbians go at it! This takes slamming clams to a whole new level!

by Oppozy November 12, 2009

clash of clans

A super fun game of building and attacking. There is a town hall which is the heart of your village. You train troops, build defenses, upgrade resource buildings, and you have fun. You can also attack(which is like half the game).

Clash of clans can be one of the most addicting games to play.

by Spyder68 May 27, 2016

cadsuane

A common internet term denoting men with transsexual tendencies who attempt to deceive online communities by portraying themselves as female. May post pictures of self in female regalia, cross dressing included. On close inspection, an Adam's apple reveals itself. May also participate in attempting to lure unsuspecting heterosexual men into cyber-sex.

"Man, that cadsuane thought he'd trap Mike, but Mike saw his Adam's apple!"

"Not only did he pretend that he was a woman, but when confronted with the evidence, the man claimed that he had a twin sister. He really was a cadsuane."

by 9mmfu February 7, 2009

clamsteak

n. A big, fat, yummy pussy.

How was the night last night with Fat Betty?

Couldn'ta been better. I ate sooooo much clamsteak ... my tongue is about to fall outta my mouth!

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Claps, the

A sexually transmitted disease caused by gonococcal bacteria that affects the mucous membrane chiefly of the genital and urinary tracts and is characterized by an acute purulent discharge and painful or difficult urination, though women often have no symptoms; Gonorrhea.

"She told me she was clean, but I went to the doctor and he told me I had the claps!"

by illEATurHARTout April 12, 2004