circle jerk

punk rock band from the 90s

I got the circle jerk's CD 'gig' the other day

by Kate January 10, 2005

circle jerk

A group or men (hopefully gay) who sit in a circle and masterbate 2 each other while splurging on themselves (very effective)

hey man, lest have a circle jerk tognite. I shotgun that u wack me off

by Hayze March 26, 2003

circle jerk

A circle jerk is a kind of competition between guys where they have to sit in a circle. Then they put a cookie in the middle and they start to jerk off. Finally,the last one to come has to eat the cookie.

This time, it was Jimmy's turn to eat the circle jerk pudding.

by Greg July 27, 2003

circle jerk

I went to the University of Illinois in Chicago in the 60's. Back then it was know as the University of Illinois at Chicago Circle, due to it's proximity to a large circular expressway interchange. One day I came home from school and my dad asked me "How is my favorite Circle Jerk doing?" Very funny!After that I started to use the term Circle Jerk to describe some of my teachers and fellow students.

My math teacher is a real Circle Jerk.

by Mongoose March 9, 2004

circle jerk

A situation that is completely inane and useless, frustratingly hopeless, almos always connected with work.

My boss is an idiot, you should have seen the circle jerk project we had to do this week to satisfy that egotistical moron.

by funlovincriminl August 9, 2003

circle jerk

Circle Jerk is also a term used by road racing fans to describe an oval racing driver. Typically these are IRL and NASCAR drivers who go around in circles all day.

NASCAR drivers are just a bunch of circle jerks.

by bdogg May 4, 2004

circle jerk

Prostitutes term for a male who drives around the block looking at hookers but not picking one up.

one hooker to another when commenting on prospective client,
'ignore him, he's a circle jerk'

by n vaughan November 26, 2004