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Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!
by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010
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cummer's high

The euphoria felt after an orgasm.
I'm still in a daze after sex with you! I'm experiencing a cummer's high!
by ThatGuyThisGuy November 29, 2010
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cummeritis

The hollow feeling you get after you cum. Usually a feeling of dispair, and the need to fall asleep.
Craig just came in his girlfriend's vagina, but instead of cuddling, he rolled over adn fell asleep. Craig has a bad case of cummeritis
by Craig S April 17, 2005
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Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!
by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010
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Cummercial

Dude1: "Remember that website you showed me 2 days ago?"
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."
by succmastur June 12, 2017
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chumber

verb- to stealthily place a slice of cucumber on the person who is sitting beside you's shoulder, so while they are carrying on a conversation, they wont realize that the people they are talking to are laughing at them, not their jokes.

noun- a slice of cucumber used for the act of chumbering someone
(table explodes in laughter)

Chomper: Hey guys it wasnt that funny (looks at shoulder). Aw, dude, who chumbered me?
by Mantenegrum February 18, 2009
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cummer

Someone who loves to cum.
Johnny is very horny, he's a straight-up cummer.
by bk669 October 30, 2003
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