Chronofied

From Greek khronos, time; and Latin stupefacere, to be stunned.
The result when a person happens to glance at their watch and realize more time has passed than they assumed. Often linked with "Relativity" scenario's.

Dad: "Son. Why are you home so late?"
Son: "Sorry Pops. I was chatting with this girl I like, and I swear I thought it was only an hour. But when I looked down at my watch, 3 had passed by! I was Chronofied.
Dad: "Son. Stop making up stupid words."

by Chyren July 19, 2006

chronovore

Derived from Greek "chronos" (time) + Latin "vore" (eating). Any of a variety of time-consuming and potentially addictive toys, games or activities. Especially apt for computer games and web surfing.

"I was going to go to bed at 10, but World of Warcraft is such a chronovore, I was up until 3 a.m."

by Edwarq July 26, 2008

chronoisseur

A person whose area of expertise is none other than the numerous strains of marijuana that make life great. These people will almost always be breaking up, rolling, and smoking marijuana, without ever letting the nugs leave their sight. Also, chronoisseurs can always and most definitely identify strains of marijuana, decide whose blunt is more nicely rolled, and tell you why glass is better than paper. Do not contest a chronoisseur.

Stoned Kid- "Hey man I got this bag of bangins so im gonna roll this blunt. Lemme get that dutch man."

Chronoisseur- " Sorry brother, but we will rip that dimo of danks out of Walker Texas Chamber and then I shall twist this shit up strawberry style."

by Chronisauraus Rex June 4, 2009

Chrono Trigger

I love this game- it's the best game ever! But it's sad that most people see the title and immediately skip past it because they think it's another shooting game (no offense to people who like that kind of stuff ^^.)

RPG, Squaresoft, game

by muddymelly December 29, 2003

Chrondonesia

A word used by a super high male who is so high of the CHRONIC, Has so much stash and has a female grabbing on his testies, so he can say what he want because and only because he has the CHRONIC.

-ay man what kind of shit is this?
-some chrondonesia that will slap you in yo face, twist yo mind, fuck your brain and eventually knock you out.

by Pimpomac June 3, 2009

chronnoisseur

Someone who is very enthusiastic about marijuana, and knows a lot about the subject.

He is quite the chronnoisseur.

by nuglifee December 7, 2009

Chronological Liam

A man who will haunt your dreams at night. He often spends his days thinking about Chiam Blaster, and showing up in places you’d least expect.

Man- “I dreamt about Chronological Liam last night.”
Other man- “Was he talking about Chiam Blaster?”
Original man- “No, he was showing up in places you’d least expect.”

by Banke February 22, 2020