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human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.
he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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chronological

Adj. - Derived from the word "chronic" - Often used in describing nights of excessive drinking.
1) Of a nature that is chronic
2) Awesome, super, neat-o, or sweet
3) describes a night where you drink so much you black out.
1) Yo Jeff, that work out was chronological
2) I cant wait for the Clemson-USC game, thats going to be chronological.
3) We're going to this mexican bar called Los Bravos tonight, and its going to be chronological.
by MTP307 November 10, 2006
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chronomopista

When a guy takes ranch dressing and smears it on a girls butthole and licks it until he throws up and then the girl eats the throw up.
Judy: Hey, what did you do last night?
Louis: Not much. Just some chronomopista
by Serj Tanken June 15, 2009
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chronovore

a monster of some sort that turns up in a million sci-fi b-movies.
cheap sci-fi b-movies with dialogue such as:

'my god it's a chronovore' or
'run! its a chronovore' or even
'aargh! the chronovore has got me, save yourselves!'
by H Roddan January 3, 2006
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Chronologically Confused

What happens to people when they get frustrated and confused by bad sequel titles for a series of movies, video games etc.

The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers

Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers

Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
by Cazaam September 28, 2014
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Chronologacy

(Of a record of logical events) Following the order in which way they occurred.
They told her about her future with chronologacy.
by SillySalleh February 28, 2021
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chronoloquial

used in ordinary or familiar conversation relating to the establishment of dates of past events.
Guy: It’s a shame Kieran is taking the hardest.
Other Guy: that’s rather Chronoloquial of you.
by Tray Donce August 13, 2021
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