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christian

Someone with meaning in their lives. Someone who can feel God's presence, and know without proof that he exists everywhere. Someone who realizes that Evolution is just a theory, and has many more flaws than Christianity. Someone who knows that God sent his son to die for his creations, and yet those creations torment and refuse to beleive he even exists, and takes no pleasure in sending his people to hell. To those who say Christians are stupid, realize that real christians will help everyone they can, and be willign to give up all they have. A christian is somebody who realizes that a little faith can go a long way. Someone who fears God so they don't have to fear anything in life. a complete person. A Christian embodies love. A person who does not hate, no matter what.
Homeless person: sir, do you have any money to spare
Christian: No.. you need not money, you need food. Here, follow me to the nearest restaurant and buy whatever you like, on me.
by Dave prot January 2, 2008
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christian

the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.
new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”

every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”
by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019
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christian

is that christian i see over there cuz it looks like he finna cum
by yxngchris November 23, 2021
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christian

christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
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christian

the DUMBMEST most ANNOYING person you will EVER meet!
why cant christian just punch a kid?

IK!!!!!!
by by a fellow human April 27, 2019
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christian

sometimes nice and can sometimes keep secrets. they really want to expose you when u tell them something but they won’t do it unless u give them permission. however if u trigger them somehow, they may expose u. they like to steal ur stuff and bully u for being short. although their name is christian they cuss a lot and they’re birthday is not on christmas. their birthday is on valentine’s day.
lauren: where’d my phone go?
naomi: christian stole it
by uknowwhoiamlmBo December 14, 2019
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