Christening

When You Take The First Hit Of The Brand New Never Used Bong/Pipe/Vaporizer Or Whatever.

First Hit Of The Spliff/Blunt.

When You Smoke The First Bud From Your Ounce.

Yo Man, I Am CHRISTENING My New Gear Bong I Just Got.

I Call CHRISTENING The Joint Since I Rolled It Up.

by HighKastle July 4, 2009

Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.

Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?

by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009

hayden christensen

1. a new term for homosexual.
2. the most attractive thing to ever walk the earth.

1. "dude, we should totally go out to a hayden club tonight and scam on the fag hags."
2. i would kill my mother and step over her head body to be near hayden christensen.

by sarah March 12, 2005

hayden christensen

A sad excuse for an actor. Synonyms include Tom Cruise Tara Reid Kirstin Dunst Brittany Murphy and John Travolta

Hayden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneoneoneonetwo

Portman: Shut the fuck up ya nerple

by meadowmuffinofjoytittytwister July 20, 2008

Nancy Christianson

Girl who is super pretty, easy to get along with, and has the most beautiful eyes in the world. Kind of stuck up, but you can live with it. Has very bad self-confidence. Gorgeous.

Nancy Christianson is very beautiful.

by YourAHooker0000 November 3, 2011

Carpet Christening

To be the first person to pee on a carpet in someone's toilet. generally in old peoples' houses.

Hey Gran i christened your carpet for you! Carpet Christening

by hi 5 !!!!! October 18, 2008

christensening

The act of being totally OCD, crazy, having a large head complete with a disproportionately small body, having a phobia of scraps of paper touch the floor, and having a personal vacuum cleaner to insure absolute Christensen level cleanliness perfection.

They were christensening it today. I didnt't know anyone actually ever christensened anything, I didn't think it was possible.

by Montana cowboy February 15, 2010