Christening

1.The act of having had sex in a new location
2. To having smoked out of a brand new piece

1. Did you hear about that couple christening the new Dallas stadium on the bathroom floor?

2. Last night we were christening my brand new piece, when some pot fell on the carpet and burnt it.

by spaceywonder January 18, 2010

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

Christinsanity

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.

"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."

by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011

Chloe Carstensen

Chlo the hoe is an outrageous alcoholic that is stunned. She can be found drinking since she doesn’t have to worry about driving since she doesn’t have her license

Did you see Chloe Carstensen dancing to “you came to party” @ the party on Saturday

by Fuck around November 28, 2018

Soeren Brauer Christiansen

A Soeren Brauer Christiansen is a very hairy and aggressive kind of animal that has been tammed by a human being (often refered to as a Pat). The first time the word was used, was in the nordic Mythology, where a very ugly, werewolf-looking creature was refered to as a Soeren Brauer Christiansen.

I have just cought a Soeren Brauer Christiansen in the sewers (a rat).

by Hahahahaha22 September 5, 2010

Christene

AMAZING!

Christene friends

by kpumpkinx3 November 21, 2009

Christiansen

An incredible family...normally obsessed with something dorky that is cute, The guys are loyal and very skilled. But the woman are normally pretty yet they are not as sneaky as the males. The guys are very muscular and proud to be who they are. The girls are the same way just way more dramatic than the average teen...talk about drama queens!

"I want to be with a Christiansen...

by Ms. Yvon May 14, 2015