Christella

A hilarious woman descending from Spain. Christella's are normally petite in size and have an enormous sense of humor.

That woman is such a Christella-when she had to get her pants hemmed a foot, she was cracking jokes the whole time.

by VtheP December 19, 2011

Christemonium

When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.

Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?

Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."

Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.

Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.

by OHYEAHJACK August 25, 2008

Christmoween

A dark time when Americans over-indulge and gain weight. Begins when the first Halloween candy is placed on store shelves, and doesn't end until the last of the Christmas candy goes on 75% markdown.

(also spelled Chrismoween)

I can't believe it -- summer's not even over yet and the Halloween candy is already out. Christmoween comes earlier each year.

by ch6541 September 16, 2014

Christams

HA! I mispelt Christmas.

Now we can all be ass-hats.

by B-Drac October 3, 2003

Christel dudek

A beautiful, courageous woman with eyes that are the bluest of blue, a heart truer than anyone will ever know. You will always know where you stand with her. If she’s displeased with you …her wording will leave you feeling good about yourself. If Christel dudek was to hurt your feelings it would harm her more for knowing it.

I am so lucky to have a Christel dudek for a friend

by Blueangeldevil November 6, 2021

christeh

A BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WONDERFUL GIRL YOU’LL EVER MEET. SHE CAN MAKE YOU SMILE,EVEN WHEN YOU’RE BOTH UPSET. SHE’S SENSITIVE THOUGH SO IF YOU’RE LUCKY ENOUGH TO EVER BE WITH HER, TREAT HER AS WELL AS POSSIBLE.

Person 1: “wow christeh beautiful!”
Person 2: “i know!”

by I love you so much <3 November 21, 2021

Christel

Christel is usually dark-skin and probably Haitian but she is very energetic and consistently productive. She is beautiful and she has a gyat! She would always be there for her friends and she's very goofy. Christel can be awkward at times or very corny! Her dark-brown eyes are something that you would be mesmerized by. Her smile and her positive vibes are something that would always lit up the room! Has a magnificent body as well :) Date a Christel and you will never regret that.

"Oh, have you seen Christel around the school?" "How can I not? She has a great vibe."
"You should really go on a date with Christel." "Trust me, I plan on it."

by truetruefacts2023 August 26, 2023