Christitis

The pathological fear of Monday's resulting in symptoms or illness or self harm causing time off work.

He is not in the office today because he is suffering from Christitis

by FinchFin July 18, 2018

Christlite

*A child of God that has given their life to death for the salvation of their family.

*A child of God made into the image of christ by taking on his sufferings for all people, through the love that was in God.

*One who has received the Holy Ghost after keeping the Father Gods commandment given to the Son of God, Jesus Christ. :which is, to show the greatest love for all of you friends. I.e Lay down your life for your loved ones and even your enemies. The peacemakers are blessed becuase they publish peace as the Lord has ensampled. Mathew 19:24 2 Corinthians 8:9-15 matthew 19:21

I will bare you in my arms as a Christlite would.

Christlites are people of all nations gathered to freedom of oppression.

Dont judge a Christlite they are the children of God, no natural.man can Judge gods elect.

My Christlite will save the world, my Chtistlite and I are one in Gods love.

by Lowly Loshem baseborn heir December 21, 2019

Christhor

A person who seems mean because of their size but in reality is a sweet giant. Usually towers at, or above, six feet tall but does not like any sport of any kind. Christhor is a sweet and caring person who takes care of their friends better than their own selves. They’re a social butterfly... only to those Christhor trusts. It will take a long time before Christhor warms up to you and when they do you’re allowed to do anything to them and they wouldn’t care. However, when Christhor feels like his friends or family is being threatened it’ll look like Christhor changed into a completely different person. Aggression takes over and their thought process slowly starts to fade as Christhor sets his/her mind on beating the threat to a pulp. In spite of this, Christhor is also a teddy bear, so feel free to lean on, rest on, or hug Christhor cause their hugs will change your life.

Bro, he looks nice but don’t mess with Christhor, he’ll mess you up.

Did you know Christhor is an Aquarius?

Christhor’s literally a god, Thor.

by BeenAnonymousSince1923 February 11, 2020

Chrisbon

Chrisbon is one of a kind! With his unique name he is very unique as well! Chrisbon is very funny , handsome and he tells the best jokes. Once you meet a Chrisbon don't ever let them go! There aren't many Chrisbons in the world and you will never meet this awesome friend again! Chrisbon's may seem really shy at first but one you get to know them it's like you've always known them. Chrisbon's may not be the sharpest tool in the shed but who cares! They are an extremely funny person. Hold them tight!

"You have to be a Chrisbon! You are so funny and your jokes are just the best!"

by TheweirdersPersonEVER March 1, 2020

christbals

A man who is a direct descendant of god, unparalleled faith to god. of sheer will. do not fuck with a christ balls.

“I seek to marry christbals “

by titsmoney October 1, 2021

christcore

hardcore/metal music played about god, jesus, and christianity

really, really shitty.

"Those christcore motherfuckers, they dont know shit!"

-"atheist anthem" by Leftover Crack

by Döug August 9, 2006

christcore

Kid who listens to shitty metalcore, most likely wll start a band with other kids whose parents bought them Mesa dual rectifiers and $2000 drum sets.

Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.

A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.

Typical christcore breakdown:

*cue stage pile

"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...

by eleventyfirst January 29, 2008