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Christer

a Christer is a man, with good humor, and a kind smile. he is a man you can trust. he is a kind and strong man.

Christer would easily be the best teacher you've ever had, and could also be one of your best friend.
The best Teacher is Christer
by Chommy1707 May 22, 2021
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christer

1.When you use the position in other words known as "doggystyle"
God i just christer'd that girl
by DUDE November 24, 2004
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christer

Christer is the synonym for a humble man usually with a very BIG (monster) penis. A ladies man known to send ladies on a trip to the paradise. You never find Christer, he finds you. The voice of Christer turns the blood to ice. Christer is rough with roughnecks. Never point a gun at a Christer, his Gun is bigger!
He who looks upon a Christer's penis will either have a traumatic experience or will be hypnotised. When the Christee asks, you answer. It is terror for the evil man to awake in darkness and see The Christers penis.
Don't fuck with Christer or He fucks you blind!
by Urban af Legend February 17, 2017
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Crisper

It's like an Upper Decker, but you drop a deuce in the vegetable drawer of someone's refrigerator.
I hated that party, so I dropped a crisper before I left.
by Ci Vuole May 25, 2014
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Christer

Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter, normally people who grew up Christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. The word combines 'Easter' and 'Christmas.'
Dude, we'd better get to church super early today or we won't get a seat-- all those stupid Christers keep taking them!
by Eva Kate February 24, 2007
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Chrispea

The smallest of the cock family, no bigger than a fresh pod of baby peas (hard)
"That Hyena is big, but he sure has a chrispea"

"With a 4wd like that it's certain the driver is packing a chrispea"

"The Platimum made the chrispea look even smaller"

"Chrispea..Crispea...na na na na naaaaaaaa"
by Ameschch August 20, 2006
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chrissers

i was spamming mafia wars on my myspace, and then chrissers made a bulletin reassuring everyone just how gay it really was!
by creezie October 18, 2008
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