chinesse sit up

while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world

to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"

perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"

by shorty shits ^(^( November 16, 2013

Christlessmas

The day that coincides with Christmas Day that no-one, not atheists nor agnostics nor members of other faiths can resist celebrating.

What are you doing on Christmas Day, bro?
I don't celebrate Christmas, dude.
So what're you doing on 25 December, bro?
I'm having a huge Christlessmas lunch, dude. Everyone's invited. Party on!

by Davidch999 December 26, 2013

Liam Christensen

Dead sexy kid that likes women.

I would like to date a Liam Christensen

by sexyliam July 28, 2010

Chrisissexy

more than love

Chris wants to show Chrisissexy to Ashly.

by Desaturated December 21, 2009

chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.

The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

Chrispersion

the act of making multiple members of a group named Chris sit as far apart from each other as possible during a meeting.

We need some Chrispersion. Chris, would you move over to that empty chair.

by The Beat Handbook March 23, 2010

Chrinesha

Chrinesha is a smart, funny, fine, and crazy girl that loves to watch movies all day while it's raining out side. She keeps it real but hate hurting ppl feelings. She has 3 modes; savage mode(when she's mad asf and dgaf), Music/movie mode(when she's bored and just listens to music and watch movies), and turnt mode(she's just happy and does crazy shii). Chrinesha is also not the type to be played and u do NOT want to be on her bad side 👑😘😍♥💕❣✨💯💍💋😝♊

Chrinesha is my best friend😘❣

by SavaveAhhQveen July 22, 2017