Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.
by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012
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"Look its Christos the retard"
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Get the Christos mug.by Chrisinda February 5, 2010
Get the Chrisinda mug.Christos' are usually shy, cute and sweet looking guys but their personality is self-centred, irresponsible, untrustworthy, dishonest and disrespectful. His name is Greek for Christ, so he has a tendency to behave superior/righteous in a modest way but don't be fooled by his modesty. A Christos has a way with words so don't be surprised if he is able to make you change your opinion, beliefs or even argument to his own.
Christos' lack empathy and sympathy, they aren't romantic or thoughtful, they seek benefits for their own satisfaction.
The name Christos has meaning of righteousness, virtuous, moral and good man. So if you meat a Christos be prepared that he thinks he is perfect and thinks he doesn't need to changing. His stubbornness will also be something different to overcome.
If you can change a Christos, you are one lucky person.
Christos' lack empathy and sympathy, they aren't romantic or thoughtful, they seek benefits for their own satisfaction.
The name Christos has meaning of righteousness, virtuous, moral and good man. So if you meat a Christos be prepared that he thinks he is perfect and thinks he doesn't need to changing. His stubbornness will also be something different to overcome.
If you can change a Christos, you are one lucky person.
by Nikilonia May 25, 2021
Get the Christos mug.Christos Haralambos is a common name for gypsies of Turkish decent. It is a name used often by people who live in a gypsy caravan.
In Romanian, "Christos Haralambos" comes from "Christute Heramba" which means; "He who has big thumbs"
In Romanian, "Christos Haralambos" comes from "Christute Heramba" which means; "He who has big thumbs"
Oh no, Christos stole my passport again.
How big were his thumbs?
pretty big. I'm sure his full name is Christos Haralambos.
How big were his thumbs?
pretty big. I'm sure his full name is Christos Haralambos.
by Ghostlion February 7, 2022
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If you dont give them food they cry.
If you dont give them food they cry.
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